Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me. [A Birthday] – Christina Georgina Rossetti

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. – Seneca

You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born, and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are. [There' No Such Place As Far Away] – Richard David Bach

” Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth” By Ralph Parlette

“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.” By Anonymous

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” By George Harrison

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” By Abraham Lincoln

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.” By Anonymous

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” By Frank Sinatra

“Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.” Unknown source

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown


  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
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  • Those whom the gods love grow young. – Oscar Wilde
  • The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. – Doris Day
  • Money is appropriate, and one size fits all. – William Randolph Hearst on suggestions for gifts
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
  • Youth has no age. – Pablo Picasso
  • Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – Goethe

  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself. – Ethel Barrymore
  • Make hay while the sun shines. – Proverb
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  • One to-day is worth two to-morrows. – Benjamin Franklin
  • The more things change, the more they remain the same. – Alphonse Karr
  • Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants. – Edward Steichen
  • If only I may grow: firmer, simpler-quieter, warmer. – Dag Hammarskjold
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • The heyday of woman’s life is the shady side of fifty. – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born, and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are. [There' No Such Place As Far Away] – Richard David Bach

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. – Susan B. Anthony

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

‘Twas a yellow rose, By that south window of the little house, My cousin Romney gathered with his hand On all my birthdays, for me, save the last; And then I shook the tree too rough, too rough, For roses to stay after. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe we loved so much was there. The pure, tender, loving spirit which loved us so tenderly, is above us, loving us, praying for us, and free from all suffering and woe, yes, that is a comfort, and that first birthday in another world must have been a far brighter one than any in this poor world below! – John Donne

Birthdays, of course, are occasions full of joy, so what can be a better time to inject humor in life than on such a special day? Here are a few funny birthday sayings that you can use when a friend or someone in the family has a birthday party, or even in a birthday card you send.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

“In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years”

“It takes a long time to grow young”

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything”

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”

“Few women admit their age, few men act theirs”

“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand”

“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”

“Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest”

To change and to change for the better are two different things.
– German Proverb

To me old age is 15 years older than I am.
– Bernard M. Baruch
Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.
– Source Unknown
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
– Ronald E. Osborn
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.
– Bernard Shaw

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– Source Unknown
There is nothing permanent except change.
– Heraclitus
Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
– Ralph Parlett
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
– A.W. Pinero
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

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